Today was a normal day for me.School started late so Good for me,Still got time to sleep extra.Umm school started with F&N, alot of things happened but dont wanna elaborate on the blog.Then after recess I had history,Okay la.I dunno why I prefer Mr bala lesson To Ms kaur[Sorry Ms Kaur] ... I feel satisfied that I had learned something after Mr Bala's Lesson[Rock On Mr Bala!!] ...Then usual lessons ,after school History SSS ,we did Source Based Questions? After school met the guys and played chess..Hahaha...disturb Chess club...then after that got down to work and started revising maths...coz tomorrow test mah,Then ask Mr elbert Tan,Mr Latiff and mr chia For help...shiok sia.After studying i felt a sense of satisfacation...Then I come back and watch Rocky Balboa[the 6th movie] again...Rocky is inspiring and teaches us valuable[baluable-inside joke] lessons.I like the part where rocky will train for the final fight.He is old already but he still trained hard.Everytime I watch that scene i am inspired to study.hhaha thats why i am revising Emaths now...I love the part when "Duke"[Tony Burton] will say "So, what we'll be calling on is good ol' fashion blunt force trauma. Horsepower. Heavy-duty, cast-iron, piledriving punches that will have to hurt so much they'll rattle his ancestors. Every time you hit him with a shot, it's gotta feel like he tried kissing the express train." Hahahaa yeah ppl...

Lets Hit O levels so hard so that it hurts so much we'll rattle the past year papers!every time we take the paper the marker will feel like he tried kissing the express train.
By :Joshua P
[Words of wisdom]


That was the training of the latest show,This is form one of the older ones.Rocky III.Also Inspiring.Same actors only younger.

HERE ARE THE NEW PICS OF MY FRIENDS



Hairee


Wei keat



Lemuel

Kuan Tzu

Hilmy

xian Da

hi,today i went to sch.. 1st 2 periods was Chemistry..then aft that was PE, we had to run like 11 rounds and CCA leaders go first,I first sgt mah so i must go first la..Then at the 1st round happy sia.I and hair runn in the lead,we start sprint then in the end punctured,At least finish ba..Nv cheat like some...then when need to go back to change Hilmy ambush me and pull down my pants...And all the guys saw ,lucky girls nv see...Well then everyone comment on my blue undies...Shit you hilmy..then I went back and lessons went on as usual.After sch still got triple S so I was at e1 classroom when i step in, everyone target me...To Strip me of my pants..WTF?!?!?!Then i say hair was coming up so they leave me and go ambush him.Zec waited at the stairs to insult hairee then say Lai ba so hair will chase him.Then after he start to chase and came up to 4th floor all the gang,Gary,Hilmy,Bo Qun and mor all grab him and try to take off his pants.However they cannot coz he put a SAFETY PIN...what the hell man.So I went into class and then got my bag and waited for hairee and lemuel outside the back door of 4e1.Then the moment the guys saw me they were giggling and mumbling among themselves"Eh we just now target Joshua right"Then led by hilmy the whole gang chase me...I managed to run ahead but Ph was chit chatting in front and he caught me...DAMN you PH.Then I kena...Dont wanna write about that embarrasing incident.well after Triple S i had a quarrel with lemuel and ya we did not manage to solve and so i just walk away and out of sch...Hair was with me...then we went outside sch right- THE NEXT PART IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART....Okay...we saw th ice cream man.. and hair asked me to get him one....So we went up to the uncle and this happened
Hair:Uncle, can give me one mix flavour cone.
Uncle:Cone ar?Okok.
Josh:Me too uncle,Chocolate.
Uncle:One mix one chocolate ar?
josh and Hair;Ya.
Hair:Uncle I always wan buy this but then u always not here sia..
Josh and hair take their Ice cream and paid already.
Hair:Ok,thanks uncle.Uncle when you will come here ar?
Uncle:[This is the funny part]Next week 10 dollars this week 20 dollars...
Hair looked at me and we started laughing,If you dont get it.the gist is,the uncle didnt even ans our question but said some non related shit,,
Then we saw lem,I pretended to ignore him..then He look at me.and i started talking and i said.."So does this mean we are friends again?".. and lem said "We have always been friends..even if you dont wanna be my friend i will be your friend and force you to be my friend."then hair interupted.."Siala so childish...No matter what we will always be brothers man..."Then the Ice cream uncle drive his bike past us then we laugh at him...

The fast facts about our clique...
1)Everything in the world is funny for us...
2)We are world class Cliffhangers
3)Trouble is our midde name
4)Getting into trouble is our signatures.
5)Brother hood,Mercury is thicker than blood...

Today im not allowed to use the com as my dad said..So umm now i am sneaking and using it without his knowledge...Well today i watch the bourne triology,identity,supremacy and ultimatum...Well hilmy told me that ultimatum was the nicest but i thought it was supremacy, anyways all the shows was nice...haha
esp the last part of ultimatum...Haha so cool.It was like they showed that he was shot and then he was lifeless in the sea.then the girl he was woking with,Nicky who was watching the news when they said Bourne was claimed dead then she was like no emotion then they said "however after a 3 day search they could not find Bourne"(David Webb-his real identity in the show)then she would grin and they will show bourne swim away...I just watch it over and over haha ... so cool... Ill post it at the end.

Funny Clip Hah

Hey,Today nth much had lessons before recess then aft that got the civil defence thing and i got saboed twice both by lincoln(Glenn)...I got saboed to extinguish[Bet the 22 yr old guy doesnt know what it means] a fire and volounteer to be wrapped with bandage on the hand.then they ask me to sabo the nxt person and i callded out Xian Da,Rambo and i see him in his pe shirt so fit sia...Haha.Good Built...Well u noe what happened to the bandage,i drew a Bat Sign on it and wore it as my utility belt.Then zec pretended to be criminal and then i catch him and say 'Im batman'.hahaha then zec and i walk home aft short ncc briefing and i wanted to put the 'Batman' belt at someone doorstep and freak them out.But i wasnt that heartless so i stuffed it into a drain,hahahaha.So tmr go check.Well Amaths triple S was rather fun..Haha Jared and me talked in chinese,i know alot of words le dun play play.

Hilmy Lem and I were chatting and Jared talk to me
Jared:Oi
Me: Se Mor Si?[What?]
Jared: Nee mayo mau ah?[U gt no hair ar?]
Me: Pi Zuay la, Yao Da Jia Ah?[Shut Up la,U wan fight ar?]
Jared: Ok la
Me:Lai Ba Ah![Come Ba Ah!]
Jared:Shen Me Shi Hou?[When?]
Me:After Triple S la
Jared:Na li?[Where]
Me:Out side school la!
Jared:I got basket Ball.
Me:Set Ar basketball court.
Jared:(Laughing)Na bei,Later i wait for u there.
Me:Wo Pu Yao Pao,wo Da jia bo[I nv run,I fight]
Jared:You say one ar.
Me:Lai Ba Ah!
Jared:CCB
Me:(Lost words)Wo Hen Peng you[I very Friend,{RIDICULOUS}I was meaning i very angry]
Jared:What the hell you talking??
Me:I very angry la[Lemuel and Hilmy laughing like hell]
Jared:That one shen Qi la!
Me:oh pai seh.[Lem and hilmy still laughing then hilmy stop laughing,]
Get the joke.Its shooting at lemuel and it makes my day.But still i never fight with jared la coz he my Peng you.Hahaha

And guess what,Someone who i thought hated me talked to me.I din show face or anything and i talked normally.I think all my grudges against him are gone i mean now he doesnt mean anything to me but i think ill treat him as my friend and nor shoot at him.And if the guy,i think you know who you are,is reading this i just wanna say i dun wanna be enemies anymore man.One more year only lets not remember the past.

PS.Sorry hor i cant post any personal pics coz some of you guys noe that my N73 crashed and now im using a shit LG phone with no camera and i dont intend to carry my digital cam to school.

Today is valentines Day,so first of sll happy valentines day to all,And thanks to all who gave me presents,haha i ate all of them...Yesterday NCC was fun,I got alot of scolding but still enjoyed it.I got promoted to 1st sergeant...Happy..Then i got back home and watched Dark Knight,I just watched it this morning too.I really love the show,its so nice,the plot is superb the actors are superb and most of all BATMAN IS SUPERB.I think i like it so much coz my childhood heroes are Batman and Spiderman,
I cant wait for Spiderman 4 scheduled to come out nxt yr and i hear the villans are the sinister 6...cool...And Batman:Caped Crusader is to come out nxt yr or 2011 haha the name so cool and the villan is Penguin and Riddler.Penguin will be played by one of the hoffman bros and Riddler will be played by Johnny Depp!!!Cool.U noe i have watched dark knight like 23 times and i nv get bored of it...Haha Its so cool and my DVD is HD quality....Hahah More cooler...Any ways... I LoVE batman...Esp the Bat Pod(the bike),ahaha.I like the ejecting scene i watch it over and over again haha.And the Com actually tells him Goodbye when he leaves the tumbler in the bike.Haha awesome and Christain Bale and heath ledger are exeptionally good actors hahaha.

Watch this and u will laugh your asses off

Today was hectic then slack.Had usual sch till 1220.Actually had to leave @ 12 but we din wanna miss mr Bala history lesson coz it was soooo interesting.So mr bala said hes really impressed as this was the first time ppl decided to stay till the end of the lesson.So it was proud la.Then we went eat MAc lunch then a Cab to Air force school.Under my hse i saw mr tham,he was off to have dinner with mr rethin...I want him to get another skyline and giv me a ride in it!!!!Then I came back home told my mum i needed a break today then i was playing with my toys.I know it sounds childish but when u are over stressed you will do stupid things so,ya.But i am not saying playing toys are stupid or childish,its fun and cool.So i was playing with my tumbler...

So cool,Official Toy mah.Can shoot missiles,But price tag was too huge for all it can do,99 $$$$

ANYWAYS NOT MINDING THE PRICE TAG IT IS STILL OFFICIAL MERCHANDISE SO ITS COOL!!!

See batman is cool right??

And I almost forgot

I found some old vids about what we used to do in sec 3...well those were the days.

This is Lemuel

This is me

It looks funny but it made my ass hurt for 3 days...

Response to hilmy's post

Dude some say i look like this:

But others say I look like this: