Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Today was a day that really pissed me off.However it was fun though.Start was fun and after that some one broke some shocking news to me,more of an observation though...It wasnt so reliable but it made my blood rush to my head,all my thoughts was on it...I couldnt believe it but i had to accept fact and move on with life and i decided to back off and not take action the last time which resulted in me breaking the heart of someone very dear to me.I did not want that to happen again.Then the whole day I was tensed.It was very hard holding back and my thoughts were running all over.Then after that some miracle happened and I found out the news was a fake...I cooled down...Wow.But I feel so wearied after all the things happened and thinking so much.Before Maths Triple S we were planning to strip lemuel and when we went up to 4e1 classroom,Lem was ambushed by 2 assholes,hair and hau.The moment he went up he was caught and stripped of his pants and lemuel was screaming like a Girl...After that they planned on stripping me.After that i managed to run but HAu caught me and i was stripped.Then after that i even got flicked in my d * * *..PAINFUL!!!Next target was Mr hair who was caught and after getting stripped of his pants Hau took his pants and ran away and Hilmy pulled his boxers and he chased hau in his boxers..Whats more? Fu Xin saw and the moment hair was stripped she hid behind a wall not wanting to see anything.After that we saw Lemuels Life ambitions and he said he wanted to write books that will be made into movies,Its a good ambition but the only thing is, Hilmy and I made some really Hillarious jokes about it.Besides that another aspect of the day is some misunderstanding with my friends and now the person don wan talk to me. Walao and the best part is I was just a passer by..

Wednesday, February 25, 2009

Today was a normal day for me.School started late so Good for me,Still got time to sleep extra.Umm school started with F&N, alot of things happened but dont wanna elaborate on the blog.Then after recess I had history,Okay la.I dunno why I prefer Mr bala lesson To Ms kaur[Sorry Ms Kaur] ... I feel satisfied that I had learned something after Mr Bala's Lesson[Rock On Mr Bala!!] ...Then usual lessons ,after school History SSS ,we did Source Based Questions? After school met the guys and played chess..Hahaha...disturb Chess club...then after that got down to work and started revising maths...coz tomorrow test mah,Then ask Mr elbert Tan,Mr Latiff and mr chia For help...shiok sia.After studying i felt a sense of satisfacation...Then I come back and watch Rocky Balboa[the 6th movie] again...Rocky is inspiring and teaches us valuable[baluable-inside joke] lessons.I like the part where rocky will train for the final fight.He is old already but he still trained hard.Everytime I watch that scene i am inspired to study.hhaha thats why i am revising Emaths now...I love the part when "Duke"[Tony Burton] will say "So, what we'll be calling on is good ol' fashion blunt force trauma. Horsepower. Heavy-duty, cast-iron, piledriving punches that will have to hurt so much they'll rattle his ancestors. Every time you hit him with a shot, it's gotta feel like he tried kissing the express train." Hahahaa yeah ppl...

Lets Hit O levels so hard so that it hurts so much we'll rattle the past year papers!every time we take the paper the marker will feel like he tried kissing the express train.
By :Joshua P
[Words of wisdom]


That was the training of the latest show,This is form one of the older ones.Rocky III.Also Inspiring.Same actors only younger.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

HERE ARE THE NEW PICS OF MY FRIENDS



Hairee


Wei keat



Lemuel

Kuan Tzu




Hilmy



xian Da

hi,today i went to sch.. 1st 2 periods was Chemistry..then aft that was PE, we had to run like 11 rounds and CCA leaders go first,I first sgt mah so i must go first la..Then at the 1st round happy sia.I and hair runn in the lead,we start sprint then in the end punctured,At least finish ba..Nv cheat like some...then when need to go back to change Hilmy ambush me and pull down my pants...And all the guys saw ,lucky girls nv see...Well then everyone comment on my blue undies...Shit you hilmy..then I went back and lessons went on as usual.After sch still got triple S so I was at e1 classroom when i step in, everyone target me...To Strip me of my pants..WTF?!?!?!Then i say hair was coming up so they leave me and go ambush him.Zec waited at the stairs to insult hairee then say Lai ba so hair will chase him.Then after he start to chase and came up to 4th floor all the gang,Gary,Hilmy,Bo Qun and mor all grab him and try to take off his pants.However they cannot coz he put a SAFETY PIN...what the hell man.So I went into class and then got my bag and waited for hairee and lemuel outside the back door of 4e1.Then the moment the guys saw me they were giggling and mumbling among themselves"Eh we just now target Joshua right"Then led by hilmy the whole gang chase me...I managed to run ahead but Ph was chit chatting in front and he caught me...DAMN you PH.Then I kena...Dont wanna write about that embarrasing incident.well after Triple S i had a quarrel with lemuel and ya we did not manage to solve and so i just walk away and out of sch...Hair was with me...then we went outside sch right- THE NEXT PART IS NOT FOR THE FAINT OF HEART....Okay...we saw th ice cream man.. and hair asked me to get him one....So we went up to the uncle and this happened
Hair:Uncle, can give me one mix flavour cone.
Uncle:Cone ar?Okok.
Josh:Me too uncle,Chocolate.
Uncle:One mix one chocolate ar?
josh and Hair;Ya.
Hair:Uncle I always wan buy this but then u always not here sia..
Josh and hair take their Ice cream and paid already.
Hair:Ok,thanks uncle.Uncle when you will come here ar?
Uncle:[This is the funny part]Next week 10 dollars this week 20 dollars...
Hair looked at me and we started laughing,If you dont get it.the gist is,the uncle didnt even ans our question but said some non related shit,,
Then we saw lem,I pretended to ignore him..then He look at me.and i started talking and i said.."So does this mean we are friends again?".. and lem said "We have always been friends..even if you dont wanna be my friend i will be your friend and force you to be my friend."then hair interupted.."Siala so childish...No matter what we will always be brothers man..."Then the Ice cream uncle drive his bike past us then we laugh at him...

The fast facts about our clique...
1)Everything in the world is funny for us...
2)We are world class Cliffhangers
3)Trouble is our midde name
4)Getting into trouble is our signatures.
5)Brother hood,Mercury is thicker than blood...

Sunday, February 22, 2009

Today im not allowed to use the com as my dad said..So umm now i am sneaking and using it without his knowledge...Well today i watch the bourne triology,identity,supremacy and ultimatum...Well hilmy told me that ultimatum was the nicest but i thought it was supremacy, anyways all the shows was nice...haha
esp the last part of ultimatum...Haha so cool.It was like they showed that he was shot and then he was lifeless in the sea.then the girl he was woking with,Nicky who was watching the news when they said Bourne was claimed dead then she was like no emotion then they said "however after a 3 day search they could not find Bourne"(David Webb-his real identity in the show)then she would grin and they will show bourne swim away...I just watch it over and over haha ... so cool... Ill post it at the end.

Friday, February 20, 2009

Funny Clip Hah

Tuesday, February 17, 2009



Hey,Today nth much had lessons before recess then aft that got the civil defence thing and i got saboed twice both by lincoln(Glenn)...I got saboed to extinguish[Bet the 22 yr old guy doesnt know what it means] a fire and volounteer to be wrapped with bandage on the hand.then they ask me to sabo the nxt person and i callded out Xian Da,Rambo and i see him in his pe shirt so fit sia...Haha.Good Built...Well u noe what happened to the bandage,i drew a Bat Sign on it and wore it as my utility belt.Then zec pretended to be criminal and then i catch him and say 'Im batman'.hahaha then zec and i walk home aft short ncc briefing and i wanted to put the 'Batman' belt at someone doorstep and freak them out.But i wasnt that heartless so i stuffed it into a drain,hahahaha.So tmr go check.Well Amaths triple S was rather fun..Haha Jared and me talked in chinese,i know alot of words le dun play play.

Hilmy Lem and I were chatting and Jared talk to me
Jared:Oi
Me: Se Mor Si?[What?]
Jared: Nee mayo mau ah?[U gt no hair ar?]
Me: Pi Zuay la, Yao Da Jia Ah?[Shut Up la,U wan fight ar?]
Jared: Ok la
Me:Lai Ba Ah![Come Ba Ah!]
Jared:Shen Me Shi Hou?[When?]
Me:After Triple S la
Jared:Na li?[Where]
Me:Out side school la!
Jared:I got basket Ball.
Me:Set Ar basketball court.
Jared:(Laughing)Na bei,Later i wait for u there.
Me:Wo Pu Yao Pao,wo Da jia bo[I nv run,I fight]
Jared:You say one ar.
Me:Lai Ba Ah!
Jared:CCB
Me:(Lost words)Wo Hen Peng you[I very Friend,{RIDICULOUS}I was meaning i very angry]
Jared:What the hell you talking??
Me:I very angry la[Lemuel and Hilmy laughing like hell]
Jared:That one shen Qi la!
Me:oh pai seh.[Lem and hilmy still laughing then hilmy stop laughing,]

Get the joke.Its shooting at lemuel and it makes my day.But still i never fight with jared la coz he my Peng you.Hahaha

And guess what,Someone who i thought hated me talked to me.I din show face or anything and i talked normally.I think all my grudges against him are gone i mean now he doesnt mean anything to me but i think ill treat him as my friend and nor shoot at him.And if the guy,i think you know who you are,is reading this i just wanna say i dun wanna be enemies anymore man.One more year only lets not remember the past.

PS.Sorry hor i cant post any personal pics coz some of you guys noe that my N73 crashed and now im using a shit LG phone with no camera and i dont intend to carry my digital cam to school.